Dino Porn???

Dino porn? Yep, it was new to me, too. As a review for one of the short--very short--books I read said, these two Texas college girls hit on the idea of taking some bizarre something and having sex with it in a thin story line with little character development. Dino porn was born.

But isn’t lack of character development true of porn stories? A distinguishing feature, in fact, that separates it from other romances?

I heard about dino porn on Twitter and just had to check it out. Given all the sites I clicked on, my spam filter may burn out just sorting through the spam I’ll be getting! There are short stories and anime and cartoons and comics featuring humans engaging in sexual relations with reptiles they never co-existed with. And let’s not even consider the mismatch of body parts. I kind of had to laugh at the lack of science!

My Twitter friend indicated she and some other authors were working on an anthology of dino porn. I agree. Best to write those stories fast as trends like this one tend to move a good bit faster than the T-Rex starring in their tales. But, hey, why not? Those Texas college gals got me to buy 3 books at 99¢!

As a romance author, I write both steamy and erotic. But in my books, the characters and their issues are more important than the sex that I liberally sprinkle about. Lots and lots of sex. But, to me, the character arcs of hero and heroine are what make the story a story worth writing and reading.

Though I have written sweet romances to erotic romances, I haven’t tried my hand at porn. But I just might. It actually sounds like kind of a fun romp. I could even use a table like this one to construct a series of short shorts that have graphic sexual descriptions. Think of this as a mix and match exercise.

A Somebody	B Wants …	C But …	D So …
1. Nubile, innocent	1. to have multiple partners	1. taboos forbid sex except for procreation	1. she sneaks out to meet him
2. Tribal elder	2. to try BDSM	2. she is afraid	2. she teaches her pet to pleasure her
3. Married couple	3. to experience orgasm	3. she is forbidden to be alone with a man	3. she pleasures herself with sex toys
4. Recently divorced	4. to know about sex experiences	4. she is attracted to the wrong one	4. she arranges to be kidnapped
Add your own!

A story with the S 1 + B4 + C3 + D2 would be:

A nubile young woman, overly protected by her parents, wonders about sex and the strange sensations she has. One day, playing with her dog, she explores his penis in several ways.

See how it works? Dozens of stories could be created with this one little table.

I’m thinking about using a non-venomous snake to pleasure a woman in one of them. Imagine that slithering into you and writhing about! Could be a prolonged orgasm, eh?